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The Speedy Gonsalez Show (Episode 1)

erase with iss qadar live at blue frog

yeh mera deewanapan hai

Erase with Iss Qadar

women
to the left
with bearded clefts
women to the right
women
who ignite
successful women
house women
blue women
hooker women
delhi women
thrice divorced women
street women
yellow women
mom women
woven
broken

sharing a secret
victoria created
measured in cups
pushup windup makeup
lineup

newspaper headlines
radio whines
my fine felines
its women’s day
celebrate!
Nominate!
Elate!
Ornate!
Relate!
State!

bollywood
hollywood
that’s two much wood
gracing front pages
styled
smiled
injected
infected
day passes
like any other
screams of hunger
none can capture
while they charter
planes and champagnes
want some cheddar?

Still
yelps of pain
he beats her sane
girl child
killed
girl child
willed
we celebrate
we celebrate
wearin nameplates
doctor actor painter
nagger breeder fairer
I got lots to offer

feminist.com
salaam
I don’t wear lip balm
I don’t wanna be calm
Like saddam
I wanna embalm

women
silicone women
candy coated women
dotted women
tattooed women
seated women
women

you celebrate
while they checkmate!

simple

22-3-09
15:51
Hello shylock…im in this rick moving at 60kph and I don’t think I have still left yer side…:-} :-}
16:16 (clock 16 minutes ahead)
im listening to u sing in my ears as I gently play with your hair n put u to sleep
16:08
….and im loving it

23-3-09
13:09
hubba bubba good morning….just woke up….u must be buzzing on a Monday…im still to recover from Sunday morning….hugs hugs hugs:-}
13:25
Hello my lovely….Im still flying with you over mountains and graveyards admiring the beauty in both…..
16:29
White…you wanna hang out for a bit later in the evening?
17:15
yes yes n yes
17:15
Super doper will call after im done…:-}
18:11
pinkoo says hi
18:25
yareevayareeva pote si seres pote si seres….:-}

24-3-09
15:00
I rode around n cried and loved every minute of it:. Thank u
15:18
:-} :-} …. I hope you feel better…
15:56
my glow is solid n my flow fluid
16:01
sullen, blue, melancholy, a dash of ache and a hint of pain circle round my bed…I wud ask them to take a seat but instead I look out through the sunroof over my head…thank you
17:35
dear chodeux,
the reason I freaked out last night is because I felt this connection with you is not new…like the linger of a cigarette left behind with red lipstick stains on it….just like eternal…n when I saw that video it dawned on me that I know u from before….and the ashes left behind from the amnesia still reminds me of what I shouldve remembered.
17:30
chudailiya hai tumne jo dilko….la-la-la-la:-}
23:42
Rider….where are you?
23:58
Fuck I just got home from a ride on carter road n bandstand…. U were missed….

25-3-09
14:38
hey sorry didn’t get a chance to reply back to yer msg…I was rehearsing in his haunted house and was wondering if u wud show up….:-{…got caught up in the act…big afternoon hug:-}
15:15
I thought I could introduce them to another kind…
18:34
Evening?
19:18
Muaach…im in yari road
23:23
So come see me…..i wud have come but vinay’s gone to blue frog and I cant leave his house…..:-{
23:25
Yayeee….buildingnext to yari road bus depot sai nagar bld….call when ur here:-}

scrambled ramble

Trapped in a roomful of people she exhaled..
Are you callin me fat? It’s the wide-angle lens!
Who are you?
What is your status?
Single? Engaged? Married? In an open relationship? Complicated?
The whole world thrives on sympathy…
Sympathy lies in the dictionary between shit and syphilis…

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on

Confucius say: A Magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue
Cant wait can you?….
Will I be rich? Will I have Ms. Universe as my wife? Will I live forever? Will I? Then what fool?
Your woman sucks on you while you suck on viagra….
whose the dog and where’s the bone-r?

A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind

If elvis was a black man would he still be the KING?
Proud black mama slaps a racist man and declares
“listen here fool…it don’t matter if a woman is black or white or yellow or brown…they’re all pink inside…”

yeah she had a PHD in ghetto

Frustration is not rambling mindless shit…
Its that hooker that turns out to be your brothers wife..
You know her?

Grace was pretty amazing
Or was I too blind to see…

bliss fizz

The mind is switched off
The prepaid, hungry
Fuck you feed me!
Refill nowhere in sight
Incoming banned
Outgoing-
Road to nowhere
If this is not Bliss
If this is not Bliss
Then tell me what is…

Guitars strum
Voices hum
Bullets thump
thump
I run I run
If this is not Bliss
If this is not Bliss
Then tell me what is…..

Queens’s necklace
Stolen at midnight
Nicotine smoked
Honor bestowed
If this is not Bliss
If this is not Bliss
Then it must be…….

It must be the Fizz
Lackin from
my plastic cuppa coke
Lacking from
The chump
I poked….

one two three four five who the fuck is counting

Back in the good ole days, Mahatma Gandhi gave his list of blunders to his grandson Arun Gandhi on a piece of paper not too long before his assassination.
* Wealth without work
* Pleasure without conscience
* Knowledge without character
* Commerce without morality
* Science without humanity
* Worship without sacrifice
* Politics without principle
This list grew from Gandhi's search for the roots of violence. He called these acts of passive violence. “Preventing these is the best way to prevent oneself or one's society from reaching a point of violence.” To this list, Arun Gandhi added an eighth blunder, Rights without responsibilities.
If this lingo seems too proper for my column it’s because I’m quoting from wikipedia.com.

Anyway, I thought it was time I came up with a list of me own dam blunders. Calm down everyone, I don’t mean to start a riot by comparing myself to Mr. Gandhi; I just wanna come up with something I can relate too. “Yup, stop cursing in the background I’m trying to write here.”
Let the games begin:
The re elected Bush
WHAM!
Botox
Laserdisc
Ejector seats for helicopters
Decaf coffee
Pin striped Safari Suits
Synchronized water ballet
Masala Peanut Butter
Toupee
Miniature Pomeranians
Work without wealth
Ultra mild slim cigarettes
Sugar free / fat free anything
Camouflage Billboards
Glow-in-the-dark Suntan Lotion
Re run reality shows
Viagra
Waterproof towels
Underwater golf tournaments
The terms “metrosexual” “fab” “rocking” “killer”

Hee hee.. stopping at seven seemed impossible.

My hero Elvis found out about my list and decided to email me his top 7 contribution.
Uppers without downers
Responsibilities without pleasure
Prescriptions
Grandma undies
Item numbers wearing white jumpsuits
Diet plans
Elvis impersonators

It’s very easy making lists and writing utter nonsense for the sake of entertainment. It’s very easy reading the paper and discussing gossip. It’s very easy pointing fingers and calling names. These perhaps are the blunders all humans are guilty of and will not make any list because honestly nobody gives a dam.